Here are some classic lesbian jokes. Maybe you know some of them as they are form the "How many lesbians does it take...?" serie but a few of them still give me a chuckle so I thought I would share 'em. Hope you'll enjoy the taste of lesbian humor
How many lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the other to write a folk song about it.
How many straight women in North Hampton does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Both of them.
How many kinky lesbians does it take to change a lightbulb?
None - they'll check for the darkroom.
How Many Irish dykes does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two: One to hold the lightbulb and the other to drink until the room spins.
How many cyber-lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they're off to change the world instead.
Again: how many lesbians does it take to... ya know what I mean?
Four. One to change it and three to organize the potluck.
Seven. One to change it, three to organise the potluck, and three to film an empowering documentary.
Eight. One to change it, three to organize the potluck, three to film an empowering documentary, and one to write a folksong about the experience.
And this could go on...
How many Superlesbians does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Two: One to hold the lightbulb and one to turn the world.
How many Hippie dykes, does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Ten: One to change it and nine to pass it around.
How many wise lesbians does it take to change a light bulb?
None - they've already transmitted their energy.
How many surrealist dykes does it take to replace a lightbulb?
Fish.
Had a good laugh on these classic lesbian jokes? Just let me know and I'll post more lesbian humour in the future. 
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