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More and more people seem to forget how to laugh in today's world so I thought it would be nice to start the day on a bright, funny note... Here's a joke, granny themed of course, that made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard a couple of days ago when I got it in my email...:)

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...

"The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting; so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! JESUS CHRIST, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking so I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii; so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing... why even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared; so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!"

Don't forget how to laugh people! Have a GREAT day!

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Did you missed the erotic reading update on Free Granny Twat? I bet you did so I won't keeep you any longer and will continue with "In Bed With Grandma", the free sex story courtesy of Granny Fucking that I started a while back. The things are getting hotter as this nasty grandma decides to initiate her grandsom in the ways of sex. She strokes his cock and licks his balls and has him sucks her tits. Here we go...

"Uh," I said. "I dunno." I stood there, mouth gaping wide open, not knowing what to say. I didn't want to let on that I knew nothing about sex. I was scared, though turned on as hell.

She reached down and put both hands on one breast, pulling it toward me. "You sure you wouldn't like to touch these, to suck on those nipples?"

My cock told me I did. I could feel it jerking and thrashing around in my shorts.

She reached up and with one very warm hand, pulled my hand toward her tits.

I opened my hand and let her brush my fingers across one hard nipple. The touch fascinated me, excited me. I could feel my cock begin to throb in my shorts. I knew I wanted to touch and feel my grandmother. I just didn't know how.

I reached out with my other hand, brushing it across her other breast, feeling the pliant breast beneath my fingers. I touched and tweaked the nipple, utterly fascinated by how hard and dark it was, how it contrasted with the skin around it.

She leaned forward to my shorts, and hooking thumbs in the sides, pulled them down to my ankles. My cock sprang up and poked me in the belly.

"Oh, my, what a dick!" she said. "So hard, so fat." Without another word, she leaned forward and wrapped her lips around the red knob of my cock head.

She moved a hand up to my cock, wrapping her fingers around the base of it, and began stroking upward, then down again. She moved her mouth away on the upstroke, squeezing the head of my hard cock on each stroke. This sent shivers through me. I was going to cum soon, I knew. I just stood there and enjoyed it.

Suddenly, she stopped. She reached around and fondled my ass cheeks, then pulled my crotch toward her face. I could feel her tongue flick out and lick my balls. Then, she moved her mouth back up again, and ran her lips across the head of my cock, smearing it with her saliva.

...to be continued

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Welcome back to Free Granny Twat in 2008! I think you could start the new year with a good laugh so here's a grandma sex joke I've heard a couple of days ago...

A kid goes up to his father and says, "Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?"
His father says, "No...how old?"
The kid says, "I'm eleven!"
He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, "Hey, Grandma, know how old I am today?"
Grandma says, "Come closer..." with a naughty look on her face
She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, liver-spotted arm down into his underwear.
She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says, "You're eleven."
He says, "WOW! That's amazing! How could you tell?"
Grandma says, "I heard you tell your father!"

Funny, heh?

I would like to wish a Merry Xmas from Free Granny Twat to all the granny twat lovers who visit my little granny blog. Have you been a good boy this year? I love giving presents even to the naughty boys so here's my Xmas present from you: the one and only Torrie, the nasty granny who celebrates the Xmas in her own kinky way!

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This is a classic piece of adult humour, that I got in my email this morning... I've heard it before but it still gave me a chuckle so I thought I'd share this dirty granny joke with my readers

An old granny goes into a sex shop, shaking.
"Sir," she says in a shaky voice, "do you sell vibrators?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"And are they this big around and this long?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"And they're $22.95?" she asks in a shaky voice.
"Yes, ma'am."
"How the fuck do you turn them off?"

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