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More and more people seem to forget how to laugh in today's world so I thought it would be nice to start the day on a bright, funny note... Here's a joke, granny themed of course, that made me spill my coffee all over my keyboard a couple of days ago when I got it in my email...:)

Got a letter from Grandma the other day. She writes...

"The other day I went up to a local Christian bookstore and saw a "Honk If You Love Jesus" bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a thunderous prayer meeting; so I bought the sticker and put it on my bumper. Boy, I'm glad I did! What an uplifting experience that followed!

I was stopped at a red light at a busy intersection just lost in thought about the Lord and how good He is... and I didn't notice that the light had changed. It is a good thing someone else loves Jesus because if he hadn't honked, I'd never have noticed!

I found that LOTS of people love Jesus! Why, while I was sitting there, the guy behind me started honking like crazy, and then he leaned out of his window and screamed, "For the love of GOD! GO! GO! JESUS CHRIST, GO!" What an exuberant cheerleader he was for Jesus! Everyone started honking so I just leaned out of my window and started waving and smiling at all these loving people. I even honked my horn a few times to share in the love!

There must have been a man from Florida back there because I heard him yelling something about a "sunny beach"... I saw another guy waving in a funny way with only his middle finger stuck up in the air. When I asked my teenage grandson in the back seat what that meant, he said that it was probably a Hawaiian good luck sign or something. Well, I've never met anyone from Hawaii; so I leaned out the window and gave him the good luck sign back. My grandson burst out laughing... why even he was enjoying this religious experience!

A couple of the people were so caught up in the joy of the moment that they got out of their cars and started walking towards me. I bet they wanted to pray or ask what church I attended, but this is when I noticed the light had changed. So, I waved to all my sisters and brothers, grinning, and drove on through the intersection.

I noticed I was the only car that got through the intersection before the light changed again and I felt kind of sad that I had to leave them after all the love we had shared; so I slowed the car down, leaned out the window and gave them all the Hawaiian good luck sign one last time as I drove away.

Praise the Lord for such wonderful folks!"

Don't forget how to laugh people! Have a GREAT day!

More of our erotic story In Bed With Grandma, the granny incest fantasy courtesy of Granny Fucking. Here we go with part #3, where the young boy actually fucks his nasty sex starved grandmother and fills the back of her throat with cum. If you missed any of the updates, just check the Erotic Stories category, to get them all...

"...My grandma actually had my cock in her mouth, sucking on it. The experience was totally foreign to me. This had never happened to me before, and I certainly hadn't expected that it would happen now, not with my grandmother.

I felt my balls tighten and my knees get weak. I could feel an orgasm coming on, soon. "I think I'm going to cum Grandma," I told her. She didn't stop. I could feel her sucking even harder, and I could feel her hand massaging my balls as they tightened. My grandma's fingers gentle squeezing of my balls was the most intensely erotic feeling I had ever had in my life.

I came, filling the back of her throat with cum. She gurgled as she swallowed some of it. The rest of it just flowed out of her mouth and down her chin. I could feel her swallowing, and the thought turned me on even more. When she pulled it out of her mouth, it was still hard, and stuck up in the air, hitting me near my navel once again.

She lay back on the bed and spread her legs. "Fuck me," she said. I had no idea what to do. I crawled onto the bed between her legs, and she took my hard cock into her hand. She guided it toward her wet cunt. I lay atop her and ran a hand down to her pussy. I put my mouth on one of her tits, feeling the hard nipple press against my tongue.

I moved my hand to her cunt, pulling the pussy lips wider apart with my fingers. She grabbed the tip of my hard cock and pulled it toward her old twat and as I entered her, I could feel the hot wetness of her love hole. I lay atop her and thrust my hips forward. She tightened her twat muscles somehow, and then I pulled out a little. Then I thrust forward again...."

...to be continued

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Did you missed the erotic reading update on Free Granny Twat? I bet you did so I won't keeep you any longer and will continue with "In Bed With Grandma", the free sex story courtesy of Granny Fucking that I started a while back. The things are getting hotter as this nasty grandma decides to initiate her grandsom in the ways of sex. She strokes his cock and licks his balls and has him sucks her tits. Here we go...

"Uh," I said. "I dunno." I stood there, mouth gaping wide open, not knowing what to say. I didn't want to let on that I knew nothing about sex. I was scared, though turned on as hell.

She reached down and put both hands on one breast, pulling it toward me. "You sure you wouldn't like to touch these, to suck on those nipples?"

My cock told me I did. I could feel it jerking and thrashing around in my shorts.

She reached up and with one very warm hand, pulled my hand toward her tits.

I opened my hand and let her brush my fingers across one hard nipple. The touch fascinated me, excited me. I could feel my cock begin to throb in my shorts. I knew I wanted to touch and feel my grandmother. I just didn't know how.

I reached out with my other hand, brushing it across her other breast, feeling the pliant breast beneath my fingers. I touched and tweaked the nipple, utterly fascinated by how hard and dark it was, how it contrasted with the skin around it.

She leaned forward to my shorts, and hooking thumbs in the sides, pulled them down to my ankles. My cock sprang up and poked me in the belly.

"Oh, my, what a dick!" she said. "So hard, so fat." Without another word, she leaned forward and wrapped her lips around the red knob of my cock head.

She moved a hand up to my cock, wrapping her fingers around the base of it, and began stroking upward, then down again. She moved her mouth away on the upstroke, squeezing the head of my hard cock on each stroke. This sent shivers through me. I was going to cum soon, I knew. I just stood there and enjoyed it.

Suddenly, she stopped. She reached around and fondled my ass cheeks, then pulled my crotch toward her face. I could feel her tongue flick out and lick my balls. Then, she moved her mouth back up again, and ran her lips across the head of my cock, smearing it with her saliva.

...to be continued

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Hello again horny granny lovers! It seems that you enjoyed that little erotic sex story I posted a while back so I decided to have a regular update for the erotic reading fans. So here I go with the first part of "In Bed With Grandma", an erotic sex story courtesy of Granny Fucking, about a young boy seduced by his nasty grandma. Here we go:

"I stayed with my grandma for two weeks every summer. I rather liked the rural atomosphere, there in the middle of the corn fields of Iowa. There wasn't a whole lot to do, however, and sometimes, things got pretty boring. It was nice, though, to sit with my grandmother at the breakfast table and chat. We would sit and talk for several hours. One morning, though, things changed. As soon as I had taken a shower and gone downstairs, grandma asked if I could help her fix her bed.

"I'm not really much of a handyman, you know, but sure, I think I can."

She looked me up and down, with a lingering glance at my crotch. "You can handle this, I'm sure," she said. "Follow me."

I followed grandma down the hallway and she opened her bedroom door. She sat on the bed and simply pulled her robe aside, showing me her tits.

"Can you help me with these?" she asked with a smile.

Her tits were large and pendulous, with dark brown nipples that faded to a bright pink on the outer edges. They were large nipples, the size of a half-dollar.

Then grandma parted her legs a little, bringing my attention to a dark, hairy bush at her crotch. Her pubic hair was peppered with gray. It was an enormous bush, with hairs that poked out it all directions. I didn't know what it was, but the sight of a truly hairy bush really turned me on.

"That needs attention, too."..."

... to be continued

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This was the first time a woman just exposed her pussy like that...for me...her legs splayed wide. I couldn't care less that she was as old as my grandmother :) I climbed on top of her, mounting her like a stud. My mouth went straight to her full breasts and my hard cock used its own radar, easily slipping straight into her steaming old cunt to the hilt in one deep stroke. "Now that's what I call assault with a friendly weapon," she said in my ear. We both laughed as I started fucking her, moving my cock in and out of her soft pussy. I felt the entire length of my cock as I buried it into her wrinkly cunt, pulled out again, and rammed into her again....and again...and again. "Oh, yes," she kept saying. "Yes, fuck me, fuck me good... use me, use my old cunt, take me hard you young animal...oh, fuck me...yes keep fucking me." Hearing her moans sent the right signals and got my cock harder and harder, and I just kept fucking her. "Oh, god, I'm cumming," the old slut said. "Oh, yes, you're fucking me so good I'm cumming now." I felt her cunt pulse around my cock, and I came hard, shooting jet after jet of my hot cum deep in her pulsing old cunt.

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