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Here's a piece of adult humour, a clasic sex joke about the chinese ways: The Three Worst Chinese Tortures. Hope you'll start the new year with a good laugh!

Once upon a time a starving man was walking in the middle of a Chinese forest when he stumbled upon a huge mansion. It was close to nightfall and he had no where to stay, no food, and nothing to make camp; so he walked up to the mansion and rang the doorbell. A very ancient chinese man with a long beard brushing the floor answered the loud, clanging gong. The starving man begged for a place of shelter, and the old chinese pittied him and let him stay. At dinner the old man introduced our traveler to his daughter, Naomi ("I moan" backwards ). She was the meaning of beauty so the traveler instantly fell for her - mostly because he hadn't done it in a while, due to his disposition of starving and homeless in a forest. - ANYWAY - The old man saw him eyeing his daughter and said to him, "If you touch my daughter, I will subject to you the three worst Chinese tortures."

That night the man snuck out of his room and into Naomi's. Having been cooped up in this old mansion for so long, she had no objections at all.

In the morning he woke up, and after 10 minutes decided that something heavy was on his chest stopping him from breathing properly. He opened his eyes to find a 50 kilo rock on his chest with sign on it that said "First Chinese Torture: 50 kilo rock on chest." Thinking that it wasn't that heavy he picked it up and threw it out the window. As the rock fell out the window he noticed a sign on the bottom that said "Second Chinese Torture: Rock tied to right testicle." In a panic he jumped out the window, what man wouldn't? Unfortunately he looked up and saw the sign on the bottom of the window sill "Third Chinese Torture: left testicle tied to bed post."

If you like this sex joke, just let me know and I'll post more adult humour, ok?